Hawbeche \Hɒ-bɛ-tʃʊ \ n, adj, adv, prep, pron, vb, conj, [NE fr. Kazakh (1999) 1:Sick 2:Anita 3:Prepubescent mingers 4:Pedefiles 5:I kill Sunny 6:Leo 7:Come on.
E.g. 1. Youe such a hawbeche. 2. The quick brown fox hawbeched over the lazy dog. 3. Hawbeche! Trying to study!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word HAWBECHE. Of all the English words that begin with the letter h, HAWBECHE is the only word that is referred to as the h word.
It's the one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. HAWBECHE, as most words in the English language, is derived from Kazakh, the word 'gorbachev' which means come on.
In English, HAWBECHE falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance 'Anita hawbeches Leo', as an intransitive verb: 'Shirley hawbeches'.
Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as: 'Leo is doing all the hawbecheing work'; as a part of an adverbial: 'Anita talks too hawbecheing much'; as an adverb enhancing an adjective: 'Anita is hawbecheing beautiful'; as a noun: 'I don't give a hawbeche'; as part of a word: 'absohawbecheinglutely' or 'inhawbecheingcredible' and as almost every word in the sentence 'Hawbeche the hawbecheing hawbecheers'.
We realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of HAWBECHE, as in these examples describing situations such as:
fraud: 'I've got hawbecheed at the used cars lot',
dismay: 'Oh, hawbeche it',
trouble: 'I guess I'm really hawbecheed now',
aggression: 'Don't hawbeche with me, buddy',
difficulty: 'I don't understand this hawbecheing question',
inquiry: 'Who the hawbeche was that?',
dissatisfaction: 'I don't like what the hawbeche is going on here',
dismissal: 'Why don't you go outside and play hide and go hawbeche yourself?'.
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purposes applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?. We say: use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: HAWBECHE YOU!.
Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige. Today tell someone to go hawbeche themselves! |