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Name: Damian
Location: Kazakhstan
Birthday: 11/10/1985
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Sunday, August 22, 2004

XGD - Summer phrases for you..

1. Don't give a fuck about nuffing..
2. "Drinking, clubbing, womanising, ALCOHOLISING!
3. I like it when you call me ....AR-THER AR-THER..
4. Arthur: Dai-lo, Damez: BIG BRATHA..

Wes:
1. I wont be your friend..
2. Fine, I wont give you any of my chips..
3. No come on..
4. Just kidding..
5. Phewph
6. Dickweed.

Every holiday has to have phrases, phrases to make links between us.. This summer has been one full memories, none of which i ever want to forget. "What the duck?"


Sunday, June 20, 2004

Don't give a fuck about nuffing..

 


Wednesday, September 03, 2003

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SHOWER FOAM

WITH NATURAL

MOISTURIZING

COLLAGEN

PROTEIN

ALOE VERA!


Friday, April 25, 2003

Aussie Slang

Ace! : Excellent!Very good!
Arvo: afternoon
Amber fluid : beer
Aussie: Australian
Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic
Big Mobs: loads, a lot of
Bloody : very
Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
Blue: argument/mistake
Bodgy: poor quality
Bonzer : great, ripper
Bottler : something excellent
Bottling, his blood's worth : he's an excellent, helpful bloke
Buckley's chance, you've got: no chance
Bull dust: rubbish
Cactus : dead, broken
Cark it : to die, stop working
Chocka: full up
Click : kilometre - "it's 20 clicks away"
Come a gutser : a bad mistake or have an accident
Come good: turn out ok
Cooee, not within : figuratively a long way away
Cost big bikkies: expensive
Crack a fat : get an erection
Cream, to: defeat by a large margin
Cut snake, mad as a: very angry
Dead dingo's donger, as dry as a: dry
Deadset: true / the truth
Dingo's breakfast: no breakfast
Dinkum / fair dinkum: true, real, genuine
Dinky-di : the real thing, genuine
Docket: a bill, receipt
Doco: documentary
Drink with the flies: to drink alone
Dunny rat, cunning as a: very cunning
Exy: expensive
Fair dinkum: true, genuine
Fair go: a chance / break
Fair suck of the sav!: exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief
Furphy: rumour

 

G'Day: hello!
Give it a burl: try it, have a go
Give it away: give up
Going off: good fun
Good oil: useful information, a good idea, the truth
Good onya: well done
Grouse: great, terrific
Heaps: a lot
Iffy: dodgy
It's gone walkabout: it's lost, can't be found
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock: Intellectually inadequate
Kick the bucket: to die
Knock back: refuse
London to a brick: absolute certainty
Lunch, who opened their?: OK, who farted?
Mate's rate, mate's discount: cheaper than usual for a friend
Mind your own bizzo: mind your own business
No worries!: no problem / its okay
Nun's nasty, as dry as a: very dry
Piece of piss : easy task
Pig's arse!: I don't agree
Plate, bring a: Instruction to bring a plate of food to a party
Pozzy: position
Quid, make a: earn a living
Rack off: get lost! get out of here!
Reckon!: for sure
Ridgy-didge: original, genuine
Right: okay
Ripper: Great
Rooted: ruined, broken
She'll be apples: It'll be alright
She'll be right: it'll be okay
Sparrows fart: dawn
Strewth: exclamation
Stoked: very pleased
Stuffed, I'll be: expression of surprise
Too right: definitely
Turps, hit the: go on a drinking binge
Zack, not worth a : not worth anything


Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Hawbeche \Hɒ-bɛ-tʃʊ \ n, adj, adv, prep, pron, vb, conj, [NE fr. Kazakh (1999) 1:Sick              2:Anita 3:Prepubescent mingers 4:Pedefiles            5:I kill Sunny 6:Leo 7:Come on.

E.g. 1. Youe such a hawbeche. 2. The quick brown fox hawbeched over the lazy dog. 3. Hawbeche! Trying to study!

 

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word HAWBECHE. Of all the English words that begin with the letter h, HAWBECHE is the only word that is referred to as the h word.

 

It's the one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. HAWBECHE, as most words in the English language, is derived from Kazakh, the word 'gorbachev' which means come on.

 

In English, HAWBECHE falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance 'Anita hawbeches Leo', as an intransitive verb: 'Shirley hawbeches'.

 

Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as: 'Leo is doing all the hawbecheing work'; as a part of an adverbial: 'Anita talks too hawbecheing much'; as an adverb enhancing an adjective: 'Anita is hawbecheing beautiful'; as a noun: 'I don't give a hawbeche'; as part of a word: 'absohawbecheinglutely' or 'inhawbecheingcredible' and as almost every word in the sentence 'Hawbeche the hawbecheing hawbecheers'.

 

We realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of HAWBECHE, as in these examples describing situations such as:

fraud: 'I've got hawbecheed at the used cars lot',

dismay: 'Oh, hawbeche it',

trouble: 'I guess I'm really hawbecheed now',

aggression: 'Don't hawbeche with me, buddy',

difficulty: 'I don't understand this hawbecheing question',

inquiry: 'Who the hawbeche was that?',

dissatisfaction: 'I don't like what the hawbeche is going on here',

dismissal: 'Why don't you go outside and play hide and go hawbeche yourself?'.

 

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purposes applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?. We say: use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: HAWBECHE YOU!.

 

Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige. Today tell someone to go hawbeche themselves!